Top 10 Things Every Amateur Golfer Says on the Course

If you’ve ever played a casual round, you’ve probably heard at least one of these lines (or said them yourself):

1. “I swear I don’t normally play this bad.”

2. “It’s the clubs’ fault.”

3. “Where did that go??”

4. “Please, PLEASE just get on the green.”

5. “That was supposed to fade…”

6. “Found it!” (It’s not your ball.)

7. “I’m done.” (Until the next tee.)

8. “If I sink this, beers are on you.”

9. “That was OB? No way!”

10. “I’ll just drop one here…”

Sound familiar? That’s the essence of Amateur Hour Golf. We don’t just make polos — we make conversation starters.

Check out our “Where Polo” — inspired by the eternal question: “Where did that shot go?”